Press Release
Due to a chain of events out of Henry Ray Porter's control he was beat up by no less than 16 local Nazi cops and they did their best to make him sign a paper that made HRP acknowledge the lie that WW2 never happened and Hitler was a Good German.
HRP managed to escape by the means of hard liquor and a stolen moped. HRP is right now undergoing serious treatments for his injuries at an undisclosed location. The doctors are carefully optimistic and there is a lot of talk of "syringes filled with bourbon" and "cerebral injections." To the average Joe this terms mean nothing but they are not as omnious as one might suspect.
HRP is soon back in working order, rest assure.
W. Hawthorne
Henry Ray Porter's "Attorney at Large"
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